Nick Kenny – (2005-2011) 78 Games, 3 Tries
When I searched ‘Nick Kenny NRL Highlights’ on Youtube, the first video that popped up was a segment the burly prop forward filmed for the lauded Footy Comedy Show ‘The Matty Johns Show’. No, not his hilarious Fox League program, I’m referring to Johns’ Channel 7 disaster ship. This segment featured Kenny alongside Matty’s ‘Don Kirk’ character, a parody of former Burkes Backyard guru Don Burke, in a lukewarm ‘comedy’ skit.
If that’s how history is going to best remember your footy career, then you must have been pretty damn mediocre.
Did you know: Nick Kenny made the Kangaroos Train-On Squad in 2009? You didn’t? Well you do now, fascinating stuff.